The Patch

April 10, 2007

Scandalous!

Filed under: Politics — freshlysqueezedcynic @ 4:20 pm

To use a phrase from Recess.

The Scottish elections seem to have claimed their first victim in terms of scandal. Funnily enough, it’s not an MSP or a candidate up for election, but instead Angus MacNeil, SNP MP at Westminster for Na h-Eileanan an Iar (or the Western Isles to you and me), who has been prominent in raising awareness of Labour’s cash-for-honours scandal.

Frankly, the scandal’s piss-poor. Apparently, he kissed two girls above the age of consent, and he’s married. Aaaaaand that’s it. That’s your “three-in-a-bed sex romp”. Dearie me, can’t we at least get some penetration in our sex scandals nowadays? The Daily Record’s a notoriously Labour-supporting paper, but its’ attacks on the SNP have been hilariously pathetic this time around.

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