The Patch

May 15, 2007

Tuesday 15th May.

Filed under: Celebrity/TV — Claire @ 6:06 pm

It’s Tuesday again, meaning it’s Celebrity/TV time again. Yay, or something.


Right. In an experiment to try and make my ramblings less muddled, this week shall have headings. Mm. Boldness.

First things first, did anyone see Pegg & Frost’s Perfect Night In? Fabulousness. Pegg, Frost, all followed by double Spaced. Magical times. This showcased some of the pair’s most memorable TV shows and Films, with links presented by them. The links were by far the best part, with Pegg proclaiming of why the Hulk never lost his trousers – “You’d see a cock! A big green cock! And that’s not good for kids…”. Best quote EVER.

No Doctor Who because of Eurovision, which has eloquently been summed up by Miss Amy (Tanzen!). Speaking of Doctor Who, mind, there are reports this week that Kylie Minogue will guest in the show over Christmas. Please God no. The woman…she can’t act! She was in Neighbours! And yes, Neighbours is excellence, but it is a show that bread a throng of actors more wooden than a coffee table.


Chris Tarrant has been arrested on suspicion of assault. The assault being, of all things, throwing a fork at a fellow diner in a restaurant. A spokesman says he hasn’t assaulted anyone and was merely “enjoying some banter”. Regardless of the truth, throwing cutlery probably isn’t the best way to get someone on your phone a friend list, is it?

And Paris Hilton, sentenced to prison for driving without a licence, has spent her week begging fans to help her convince California Mayor Arnold Schwarzenegger to let her off. If you don’t want to do the time, love, don’t do the crime. It’s not like with her millions upon millions of dollars she couldn’t hire a limo or a taxi or something, but nope, Little Ms. Hilton thinks the law is below her. 45 days isn’t enough. If anyone wants to start a petition calling for Arnie to put her in jail for life, I’ll sign it.

Meanwhile, Keira Knightley has proclaimed “I don’t mind taking my clothes off”. Yeah, but I do, love, I spent the best part of Domino looking at the ceiling to avoid your tits, and whilst the men might like it, I’ve had enough.

Finally, sorry about the relative crapness of this post, I have 4 essays to contend with, wish me luck.



  1. Luck.

    Comment by Thomas Meek — May 15, 2007 @ 8:57 pm | Reply

  2. you speak the truth ms claire

    Comment by Amie — May 21, 2007 @ 5:55 pm | Reply

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